Datalog 5
Datalog 5 is an Artifact.
Transcript
Captain Valerie Kirk, reporting for 69/2551.
Another bloody storm! And it takes out the power too?!
Jacobs, this was all your fault! You and the idiots who backed your little mutiny! You think you can turn on me? Leave me behind here? Have you forgotten who I am?!
I forged us into the most feared pirates in the galaxy! Without me, you'd still be backwater thieves and broke veterans fighting over a few dozen Yengi! I led the storming of the SC Valiant! I stole the intel on Neturn IV! I masterminded thirty six successful raids!
You think you're better than ol' Bulkhead Val now. Think she's past her prime, huh?! Once I get off this rock -
Now what?! Another transmission? More than a month early too. Wait, I recognize some of these words.
Signing off,
Bulkhead Val